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E.M Munster

Jun 8, 20191 min read

Viaagra Discovers Cure to Flaccid Handshake

Scientists at Viaagra have done it again. However, instead of firming up the old Johnny, Viaagra-pro stiffens up the Johnny Hancock-er.

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E.M Munster

Jul 9, 20192 min read

Scent-Free Workplaces Smell Disgusting: Employees Told To Stop Using Hygiene-Products

This Scent-Free initiative backfired; the office started to smell like the back-end of a sweaty taco truck.

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E.M Munster

Jun 27, 20192 min read

Sick Of Being Hit On? First Women's Only Coworking Space.

Janelle was sick of having to talk to awkward and creepy male colleagues. The solution? The reintroduction of segregation.

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E.M Munster

Jun 18, 20191 min read

Executive-MBA Course Grooms Start-up Founders to Be "Pretentious and Egotistical" to Fit In.

PretU.com offers a new online course, E.G.O "Etiquette, Gains, and Organizations", hailed as the pretentious-ego starter-kit...

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E.M Munster

Jun 11, 20192 min read

CRA Dumbfounded After Freelancer Claims 475K In Home Office Expenses.

Cole rents a 100 sqr. foot junior bachelor suite in Dartmouth, but he believed that his 25 sqr. foot office was worth $475,984.00...

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E.M Munster

Jun 9, 20191 min read

Innocent 25-Minute Hug with Coworker Leads to Dismissal

Marna didn't do anything wrong; it started as an introduction, but she literally couldn't let go.

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E.M Munster

Jun 8, 20191 min read

Viaagra Discovers Cure to Flaccid Handshake

Scientists at Viaagra have done it again. However, instead of firming up the old Johnny, Viaagra-pro stiffens up the Johnny Hancock-er.

27 views0 comments