Looking to fit the mold? Enroll in the E.G.O. (Etiquette, Gains, and Organizations) course to join the shitty-upper-crust of business founders.
@stocksnap.io
June 18, 2019
PretU.com offers a new online course, E.G.O. "Etiquette, Gains, and Organizations," hailed as the pretentious-ego starter-kit, will train start-up founders to channel their inner S. Jobs. "Looking to fit the mold? Enroll in the E.G.O. (Etiquette, Gains, and Organizations) course to join the shitty-upper-crust of business founders", boasts the course description found on PretU's websites. Furthermore, the possible skills you will gain from the course include:
1. Ignoring everyone in the room that can't do anything for you.
2. Looking down your nose at everyone that does not self-identify as a C.E.O., Founder, or Visionary.
3. Learning to "circle-jerk" your 'accomplishments' by hosting award ceremonies for you and your buddies.
4. Building a massive-fragile-ego so that any feedback good or bad will be taken as a personal attack.
By the end of the course, you will be groomed into the perfect leader. Your new personality deficits will ultimately push everyone away from you so that you can finally focus on your "purpose, vision and mission."
When in doubt about the state of your ego, remember that Kendrick said it best, "Hol' up, bish, sit down, be humble."
xx E.M Munster