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Amazon is "Super-Jelly" That eBay Has An Office In Halifax, NS

"Super-Jelly" Monster. One Amazon employee feels the green tingly monster when discussing eBay's office space in Halifax.

 


 

May 30, 2019


An off the cuff response by a random customer support worker at Amazon would suggest that he is not happy about the lack of an Amazon presence in Halifax, NS. The random c-supporter had no comment when asked about eBay's presence in the historic city of Halifax. The customer service representative was attentive and welcoming and understood the pain of not having a Halifax location (see image below). However, the OG retailer, eBay, has a downtown office space located at Flexwork Coworking, 3rd floor 1533 Barrington St, Halifax, NS. "This is a beautiful space, and I love working from this central location," said some guy.


Facebook has also shown interest in opening an office space in Halifax, as one fake interview with a Facebook employee reported. We came across this self-proclaimed Facebook employee on Google, but we became suspicious when he called us comrade and was willing to interview for bitcoin #RussianBot


Fee - Fi - Fo - Fum. "When the giants come knocking at your door, you let them in," said Max, a manager at Flexwork Coworking. We have plenty of space for any type of mobile worker or company. "We have a culture that is relaxed and accepting of all workers, I think that is why we are attracting a lot of impressive companies and work colleagues."


Get a free week now and check out the space and awesome companies.

https://www.flexworkhalifax.com/

Flexwork Coworking, 302-1533 Barrington St, Halifax, NS


xx E.M Munster


(Names redacted for privacy)



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